Sex is bad

Roses are red, violets are corney, when i think of you ooooh baby i get horney, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me very slowly. If you kiss me dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty. Holy mother full of grace, bless my boyfriends gorgeous face, bless his hair that tends to curl, keep him safe from all the girls, bless his arms that are so strong, keep his hands where they belong, bless his dick...the one i sucked, bless the bed in which we fucked, and if my mom happens to walk in bless the shit that i’d be in. Sex is bad , sex is a sin, sins are forgiven...so stick it in

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