One night a man gets off work late. As he was driving home he had an idea. "When I get home I feel like surprising my wife tonight. I will just crawl under the covers and eat her puszy while she is asleep."
So when he gets home he doesn't turn on any lights and quietly sneaks in the bed room and carefully climbs under the covers and begins eating his wife's puszy.
She starts wiggling and moaning, finally she climax's and he crawls out of the covers and has a proud grin on his face. He feels like he needs a drink so he goes in the kitchen to the fridge to get one.
When he gets there he sees his wife. He is puzzled so asks "HONEY! How did you get out here so fast ?!"She replies "Hush! Your mother is asleep in our bed!
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So when he gets home he doesn't turn on any lights and quietly sneaks in the bed room and carefully climbs under the covers and begins eating his wife's puszy.
She starts wiggling and moaning, finally she climax's and he crawls out of the covers and has a proud grin on his face. He feels like he needs a drink so he goes in the kitchen to the fridge to get one.
When he gets there he sees his wife. He is puzzled so asks "HONEY! How did you get out here so fast ?!"She replies "Hush! Your mother is asleep in our bed!
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