2 dollars

Three guys get stranded on an island, they have 2 dollars among them. 1 guy takes a dollar with him and says hes going to go get food, he comes across a vending machine, theres a hamburger, a soda , and a blowjob, the guy says, im really hungry, im really thirsty but im really horny. So he gets the blowjob, the second guy leaves with one dollar and comes across the same vending machine, the man says im reall hungry, im really thirsty, but im really horny, so he gets the blowjob. they all meet back at the campsite and show all each other what they have, the first 2 men, dont have anything, but the third guy says " i found 2 dollars.

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